A child inspired by late-night monster flicks
hooked jumper wires up to a snowman's neck
a couple bolts, a couple jolts
of the battery connected
a sign of life, it sat upright
Snowman Resurrected!
As quickly as it sprang to life, it took its master's from him
ripped to shreds describes it best
now we have a conundrum
It crawled off into the woods
somewhere in that direction
everyone's convinced every winter since
it grows another section
30 foot long, 20 segments
you'll get got in a few seconds
won't leave enough of you left to beg
it not to come back for seconds
You have your doubts, but I ain't pulling appendage
Fuck around and find out like Graham, Jason, Beau,
Terrence, Aaron, Ben, and Tim did.
Oh yeah, they gone, they ain't answering questions.
Their second guessing led to them being digested
Now I don't know how our quest would've ended
'cause all my friends I played D'n'D with are now past tense
all victims of critical hits.
The proceeds of this extensive compilation of punk and rock go towards the healthcare costs of beloved musician Dan Wild-Beesley. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 21, 2017