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Frostbitten in Half
01:00
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As winter arrives, so does he
feasts and feeds
hides amongst the trees
mutation of precipitation
tread into the wonderland of horror
slowly creeps on a hundred feet
icicles for teeth
frostbitten in half
as its branches snap your limbs,
all that thrashing about makes for a terrible snow angel
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Seasonal Terror
02:23
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Blanket of white snow
soaking up crimson spots
the beast feeds on those wrapped in wool and cloth
limb from limb from limb from him
like Mr. Potato if they'd peeled his skin
Squeeze blood from a spud
Oh my! What happened to him?
A rumble
50 pair of feet mean trouble
certainly spells defeat
Jet black eyes
razor sharp teeth
splintering limb
blood will freeze
no one's safe until Spring
No salt or antifreeze will cause this horror to cease. seize? Cease?
He's cruel but he's cool
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Enter Mr. Snowman
01:01
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Mr. Snowman
please don't eat me
I know you're hungry, but I'm only 13
I'm just a kid, like the one that built you
not like those evil folks that want to kill you
Snowman
Mr. Centipede
I know a place where you can feed happily
show you the kids that punch and torture
my day of being bullied soon be over
Mr. Snowman
disappears in the Spring
awakens when he hears Ms. Carey sing
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A child inspired by late-night monster flicks
hooked jumper wires up to a snowman's neck
a couple bolts, a couple jolts
of the battery connected
a sign of life, it sat upright
Snowman Resurrected!
As quickly as it sprang to life, it took its master's from him
ripped to shreds describes it best
now we have a conundrum
It crawled off into the woods
somewhere in that direction
everyone's convinced every winter since
it grows another section
30 foot long, 20 segments
you'll get got in a few seconds
won't leave enough of you left to beg
it not to come back for seconds
You have your doubts, but I ain't pulling appendage
Fuck around and find out like Graham, Jason, Beau,
Terrence, Aaron, Ben, and Tim did.
Oh yeah, they gone, they ain't answering questions.
Their second guessing led to them being digested
Now I don't know how our quest would've ended
'cause all my friends I played D'n'D with are now past tense
all victims of critical hits.
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Violated with a Carrot
00:48
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Violated with a carrot
gored with a branch
filled with more than holiday spirit
icy grip of death
soulless geist
coal for eyes
cold as ice
carotid sliced
no one's safe until the seasons change
never mind, you don't listen
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If he's not dead, he's dead to me
he stood me up, how embarassing
so if he's not dead, he's dead to me
we're through, we're over
defunct, deceased
He was supposed to sneak out
so we could make out
but I've been waiting for more than forty-four minutes now
how inhuman, got me fuming, about to turn the red light out
if I ever see him again, I'll let him know he let me down bc
If he's not dead he's dead to me
He better be a ghost if he's ghosting me
If he's not dead, he's dead to me
bones being crushed to bits by the monster's teeth
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SnowManslaughter
02:03
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Some punk ten year old kid, but I couldn't tell
couldn't see very well
recited some spell or
revived a curse or some demon from Hell.
See, it roams the woods
when temperatures freeze
the children all flee
when SNOWMAN CENTIPEDE feeds!
Tis the season for the Snowman to slay
the playground; an all you can eat buffet
Cored like an apple, split like a banana
better to be bored at home in a pair of pajamas
than be buried...
well, the parts of you they find
as I heard it doesn't leave much behind
just enough for us to know you're gone,
your blood soaks into the lawn
a reminder it exists all winter long
The more it consumes
the faster it moves
silent as a snowflake falling
you'll never know you're it's food
the park amphitheater for the play
Another buffet
fed all day
time to repopulate
the carolers and their singing
summoned the demon
running and fleeing
so many people screaming
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tired of being appetizers
the townsfolk start a fire
light up the night
melt everything nearby
they thought the nightmare was over
they thought the threat had past
that small bit of closure didn't last
because it came back
year after year
so every winter since
the towns residents
stay huddled around their fireplace and furnace
anything below freezing
gives it a reason
to wander into populated areas for a feeding
It will outlive us all, if it doesn't eat us first
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